ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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