what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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