right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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