Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
