This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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