I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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