it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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