he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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