Its about making memories worth repressing
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
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We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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