I want to have your abortion
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
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I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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