don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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