the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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