You're my little dorito
I wish I could teleport
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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