Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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