we're blogging at a bar
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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