Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize
