Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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