you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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