Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
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he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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