summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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