YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
We got so high we made milksteak
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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