I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
i will never coherently bang her
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
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