i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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