Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Randomize
