K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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