There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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