Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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