Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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