Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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