No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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