escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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