yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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