If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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