He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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