So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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