You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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