sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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