Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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