porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
