ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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