I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Just puked most of my soul out..
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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