I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
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Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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