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question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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