road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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