That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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