Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
How's work?
Spinning.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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