I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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