I wanna bring you to show and tell
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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