just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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