I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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