So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
so let's talk penis.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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