batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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