i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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