it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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