he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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