whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize
